In this unit, there’s only one rule: Nap first. Everything else… whenever.
This tee stars your top‑ranked feline officer, fully committed to the official Meowtary Protocol—mandatory naps, maximum comfort, and zero tolerance for unnecessary activity. Whether they’re ignoring orders, delaying missions, or abandoning all responsibilities for a sunbeam, this cat operates strictly by the book.
Why This Tee Is a Crowd‑Pleaser
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Bold, humorous “Meowtary Protocol” graphic featuring a cat who takes relaxation very seriously
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Soft, breathable fabric perfect for lounging, snoozing, or avoiding all tasks
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Unisex fit that works for every rank in your household
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Ideal for cat lovers, nap enthusiasts, and anyone who believes rest is a strategic advantage
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) — breathable, durable 180 g/m² fabric
- Tubular knit body with no side seams for cleaner drape and less waste
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves and neck label; DTG for main chest artwork
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and long-lasting shape
- Ethically sourced materials; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
