Sirgent Whiskers 'Reporting for Doody' Cat Tee
Sirgent Whiskers 'Reporting for Doody' Cat Tee
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When duty calls… doody calls louder.
Meet Sirgent Whiskers, the fearless feline officer who’s always ready to handle the messiest missions with claws‑out confidence. This tee blends tactical swagger with cheeky bathroom humor, making it an instant favorite for cat lovers who appreciate a good pun and a little mischief.
Why This Tee Delivers
- Playful military‑style cat graphic starring Sirgent Whiskers on “doody” detail
- Soft, breathable fabric perfect for everyday wear, lounging, or litter‑box‑related operations
- Unisex fit that works for every rank in your household
- Ideal for cat parents, pun enthusiasts, and anyone who loves humor with a tactical twist
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner look and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main prints for crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically sourced US cotton with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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- 5 stars: 5 (71%)
- 4 stars: 1 (14%)
- 3 stars: 1 (14%)
- 2 stars: 0 (0%)
- 1 star: 0 (0%)
Funny concept—Sergeant Whiskers reporting for doody definitely caught my attention. The shirt is decent, but the sizing was a bit off for me. Still wearable though.
Great shirt overall. The idea of a clawmanding officer leading a nap command unit is hilarious. Fit is good, but I’d prefer a slightly heavier fabric. Still happy with it.
This shirt is both funny and stylish. The nap command unit concept with a clawmanding officer is genius. Super soft fabric and great fit, love it.
Every time I wear this, someone comments on it. Sergeant Whiskers reporting for doody never gets old. The comfort and quality make it even better.
This design is next level. A clawmanding officer dedicated to naps? I relate deeply. The shirt fits great and feels amazing.....definitely worth it.
Absolutely love this tee. It’s like joining an elite nap command unit led by Sergeant Whiskers himself. The print quality is excellent, and it holds up well after washing.
Sergeant Whiskers as the clawmanding officer reporting for doody is just too good. The fabric is soft and breathable....perfect for long nap sessions.